joeylovesyou

ok...this is just me free writing to past the time.

derek and i are headed to chicago thursday.
we got new clothes.

i got new shoes and i love them.

derek's making enchal...enchi...MEXICAN YUMMYS!
there kind of his specialty and junk.

there gonna be amazing.

we goin to paris for honeymoon,
and NO. not paris texas, although i hear that
is also the city of love. or is it lights?

ive been going around misquoting famous people all day.

"it's like mother teresa once said "get a fuckin' job!"

or..."it's like Jesus Christ said  "you guys suck!"

there not very clever, but they keep me entertained.

reading an old pulp novel about a black widow named "Bedelia"
there once was a black widow spider that lived on our patio, I named
her Stevie, Derek made me kill her. Maybe it was for the best.
insisted on calling Derek Charles Manson afterwords...
he didnt think that was funny!

our anniversary is next week. 4 years!
still going strong!!
i love that sonofabitch!!!

im excited!

watching Bridget Jones Diary. it's like my life.

that is all.

 i really need to update this thing. 
but all in good time though.

dear livejournal,
nothing much to report.

i am going to look at schools tomorrow and see where that takes me.
art and sociology are what I'm aiming for. I only want to take like ONE class
and that should set the ball rolling.

I just ordered pizza and I'm gonna watch tv for the rest of the day.

I'm really sad that bea arthur died. uuuuuuum Oh! yeah!
Mickey and the Beanstalk is on dvd now. and I want it.

that is about it. 

so far my morale is back up.

i started reading Candy Girl by Diablo Cody.
I love her. I want to be her and Carrie Fishers best friend!

so, this kinda bummed me out.

my best friend Sydney lives in Georgia and has two kids. three if you 
count her husband.

and i really want to see her.
i was thinking about saving up and going out there  to see her
at the end of the summer. Derek and I talked about it, and thought
that maybe the best thing would be for me to just buy her a ticket 
to come out here.

thats how bad i want to see her.

so i called her yesterday and was like
"HEY!! I got you! we're gonna see each other! yay!"

and  she can't because she won't be home to watch 
her kids...because Brian (her husband) has to work.
and i guess her mom Leslie can't for whatever reason, I didn't
ask, but assumed.

and YEAH! valid! totally get it right!?
but...it still hurts.

i don't wanna go THERE for many reasons.
it sucks.
but whatever, guess it's maybe a sign that I need to save
for Seattle. but I REALLY REALLY wanna be a brat about it!
haha

but, honestly though! whatever right!? if it's ment for us to see 
each other...it will happen!

maybe it's just not the time. we both have lives now, and have to be grown ups.
no big thing.

::sigh::

dear livejournal.
i bet you thought i was neglecing you, didnt you? that's not the case at all.
i have been busy celebrating the resurrection of zombie jesus and i didnt
have a chance to blog. well thats not true, i did blog, at my other blog...

but, hey! you're special too!!

here's a run-down of what ive been up to:

1. Last week i was on a huge Ben Folds kick, and my friend
matt is gonna try to get me tickets to see him. I don't think this is 
going to come to pass, sadly. But I will continue to radiate my cosmic
positivity towards it.


2. I'm currently listening to alot of Tori Amos. I do firmly believe her
songs are alive. They are like reading a book when you listen to
them. Each time i hear "Cooling" or listen to "Under The Pink" all the way
through, I feel something different. i can't describe it without sounding kookoo bananas, so I won't.
I'll just leave it at that. 


3. I'm rereading Great Expectations for like the 5th tim.
yes, i know it's a downer, BUT MY GOD it so good though.
We had to read it in 7th Grade and I just fell in love with it.
I've said it before and i'll say it again, and again, Miss Havisham is one of
literatures most amazing characters! 


4. Derek auditioned for Putnam County Spelling Bee, we still don't know if he got
it. BUT Linus gave him acting tips, soooo FINGERS CROSSED!


5. RHODA COMES OUT ON DVD NEXT WEEK!!!!


6. My niece Mia is turing 9 next week, so Im buying her a really bombass sling
shot, just like the one I had when I was 19!!



now, i know you're thinking "but joey! she's 9!! BAD IDEA!!!" but 
she's a tomboy and lives in alabama, and shoots bow and arrows
and rides four-wheelers and shit, so it's totally cool!
plus im her favorite uncle because i let her say "shit" and talk
about the Jonas Brothers with her.

Mia: MY FAVORITE IS JOE, BECAUSE HE HAS THE HIGHEST KICKS!!
Me: I guess I like the one that look like he got a mortgage and pay child support.
Mia: Oh, Kevin?
Me: ::snaps:: That's the one!


well thats about all i guess...

this book might be a work of genius....


it's the same story...only set during a zombie uprising. 
brilliant!

well, i followed my own advice and tried to be positive today.

and it helped.

i just got a twinge of excitement because I had a good conversation with
my best friend Sydney, and we're gonna try to work it out so she can come
and visit for a few days. I'm not gonna get my hopes up but it has been so
long since i've seen her, almost four years. oh nye!!!
She has two kids, so it's not that easy for her to just PICK up and come
and across the country to visit, but oh my god i hope!

I have three days off in a row this weekend. SAT SUN MON!!
I'm gonna try to work on some art projects.
catch up on some correspondence...maybe send some mixes
and buttons to friends. who knows!!?


I forgot how awesome the video for Y Control by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs was...

tonight my favorite cashier at walgreens said i always look so happy when
I come in, and she wishes she could be that cheerful all the time.

maybe im not as grumpy as i think i am?
well there's something to ponder.

If im all "joey smash" on the inside does it appear that im happy on the outside?
that's pretty sick right?

and what do I even have to be grumpy about?
yeah, my days seem like they're on repeat.
and even though i'm really tired, I can't sleep.
but so what?!
Lot's of people feel that way, all the time!
I have good friends, cute kittens, and a great guy in my life.
I need to be happy and not be such a dick....

so, tomorrow, livejournal...
im gonna try a little bit harder to see the glass half full.

 

I Love this record.
See Joey Love Is Revenge for more info.
That is all.

i got off work a few days ago and was half way home
when Derek calls me and tells me that our cat Linus is
having weird ear problems and we really need to take him
to the vet...like now.

so i come home and Linus seems fine. except he
is bleeding from the ears and keeps scratching them!
so we came to the decision to take him to the vet the next
morning.

so, we get to the vet, and he is perfectly healthy. Then she took him
to clean his ears out, and she cant even see whats going on in them
because they're full of blood...

so she gives him a shot and tells us to give him antibiotics
two times a day for a week and bring him back on saturday.
and...that's what we've been doing...
He seems TOTALLY fine though...she said it was probably just a bad ear infection...
so, we're not that worried.

i just wanted to get that out.

I got a sweet button press, and I want to make everyone I've ever met buttons.

I want to go back to 1998 and show this...

to a 12 year-old Lindsay Lohan and tell her, "DON'T FUCK AROUND!!!"

....i wanna make a Fornarina button now...


we're going to see Monsters Vs. Aliens tomorrow with Lindsay (NOT LOHAN) and Kelley
and that makes me HAPPY!!! i'm gonna make em buttons!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

so i called out of  work today.
it simply had to be done.

i plan to take an allergy pill and watch Kipper.
Because it's on Roku, and it 's cute...
cute cartoon animals with british accents...
it's the little things in life.
it's not as amazing as Charlie & Lola, but it's cute

i think i'll catch up with my good friend Mary Richards today as well...



the possibilities are endless.

had a nice date day with derek.
bought a new shirt for work.
i found a nixon watch I liked,  but 70 dollars is alot of money.
all in all, it was a productive day.

Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream


it is fucking amazing.

that is all.

cherry cherry cherry boom boom

what's up everyone. im exhausted.

well, it's spring, and the spring cleaning is
underway at the Noelrton home. I spent the afternoon
cleaning. I think I put a serious dent in it, but
still have much to do.

I honestly have nothing to say right now...
OH OH OH
Look at this....

   

a new book on Grey Gardens is coming out on May 1st!!
I preordered mine today at work...
It's all about the film and isnt that cover
just so fucking killer! OMG I'm so excited!!

this summer i plan to just sit by the pool and read horoscope books
with a magnifying glass. i also want to read the Marble Faun...
I'm gonna make a summer reading list...any suggestions?

well...that's it for now. 

we just watched Rachel Getting Married.
I want to listen the The Darjeeling Limited soundtrack


why can't i live in an Anthropologie/Urban Outfitters catalog?


p.s.
Tranquilo Vitamin Water tastes like yummy.
I am a fan.


I'm thinking about giving up soda. it just doesn't do it for me anymore.

just a lazy day. nothing really exciting to report.

for st. patricks day derek and I went over to see our friends
erick and michelle and that was nice. we watched some of
Knocked Up, and Michelle made corned beef and cabbage
and soda bread, and I had a little and it was nice.  

after we spent some time catching up with them we came home
and derek made  shepards pie, which, was nice.  Derek was not
a fan though. I told him next year we'll just eat  normally, but dye it
green.

I'm not a big fan of Irish cuisine. Is it just me, or does it always have
to taste like it's been sitting in a tool shed for a week? 
IM NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE, IM JUST SAYING.

I do fuckin love some Soda Bread though!!

Then Derek made Bailey's Irish Cream sundaes, which were
bomb ass, and we watched Shrooms, which is an irish horror movie
about a group of SEXY americans that go to Ireland to do shrooms(? because
that's what SEXY American tourists do in Ireland apparently?) and while they're
fucked up a serial killer starts PICKING them off...OR DOES HE?!?!

I thought it was fun. It wasn't the best horror film based out
of Ireland i've seen, but they can't all be Leprechaun!

I'm being serious when I say this, the first Leprechaun is just amazing.
To me, anyway.


we'll that's all for now.


P.S.
I'm really into this band called Be Your Own PET.
Check em...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DF2SlDPTCw

My side is keeping me up. i hurt it playing Nerf guns with my niece. it's pretty sad that what I look
forward to most at the end of the day is lying down with IcyHot on half of my upper torso. Every time
I take the lid off I think of my nanna. The woman loved her IcyHot. 

so i decided to give the livejournal thing a try, again. I'm still going to update my other blog.

Ya know, speaking of which, that really didnt turn out the way i had hoped. i started it wanting it to be
something like a zine i guess, and i had talked to a bunch of people about being part of it, I wanted to
make it like a communal thing,and everyone backed out, or got busy/lazy and that sucked. but oh well,
i still love doing it.

I'm thinking about starting up the top 10 songs of the week again, why not, right?

Welp. I'm gonna smoke a stoge and try to get some sleep.

                                                                                                                    -j 

i don't remember how to use this very well. i need for derek to be home now...